Myths And Realities - The True Version

Wow three posts tonight, I'm on fire!

Bisexuals are sluts/whores.

Well let’s face it, some are! I mean I knew this girl but I won’t say her name, and she shagged half the city! I mean, she was so easy you didn’t even need to buy her a drink! And I’m sure that there are a few others like that, but some of us are quite happy being with one person and not catching all sorts of nasty diseases every week.

Bisexuals are just gay but afraid to come out

OK, so some gay people say they’re bi before they come out as Les or Gay, but I could never face being a full-blown lesbian. I couldn’t handle the drama. Or maybe I’ve been in the wrong relationships with women. But there is no way I could be les, even if I wanted to!

Bisexuals have to like both men and women equally

Hell no! I’d rather have a girl than have a guy. Yeah, I know what I said up there before anyone starts moaning at me, but generally I’m about 80-20 to women. I’m deffo not 50/50 and I doubt I’ve ever been. It changes every day, and I’m sure that most bi people feel the same.

Bisexuals can be straight if they want to

Yeah, do you think I went through all this shit for FUN?! Are you crazy, lady?! If I could choose to be either straight or gay, don’t you think I would? It’d make things a hell of a lot easier!

There may be more and I will add as I find em, but that's it for now!

Ttyl xxx

The KCCOTFC Project.

Like the title? I came up with it all by myself :-D. It stands for Kelly Clarkson Come Out The Fucking Closet (I toyed with adding an N onto it but decided against it)

Yeah so I decided (read hope) that Kelly is at least Bi and should join us all in this unique community of sluts, whores, Lohan and Spears. OK, I’m kidding about that last bit. I know we’re not all sluts and whores, and some of us are actually *gasp* monogamous. So shove that in your pipe and smoke it you homophobic judgemental twats!

Anyway…I have come up with some “evidence” that proves that Kelly should come out of the fucking closet.

Exhibit A

The Crossroads Incident

On CMT crossroads with Reba McIntyre (one of the minor goddesses), she sang “You dedicated, you took the time, wasn’t long til I called her mine”. Yes, HER. With the same look in her eye you get when you come out to your best friend or parents for the first time. You know the one. Don’t believe me? Search for it on youtube. It’s all there. And on KCEmedia.com if you want to savour it for all time as I have (it’s all on my ipod my darlings). A similar thing happened on the Star Lounge performances when she said “I guess she never, he never felt that way”, Freudian slip or did she correct herself because of the record company? Hmm?

Exhibit B

The photos

The dyke-looking fauxhawk, the photos on the My December CD…She looked like a dyke, now don’t get me wrong, so do I but I’m bi and allowed to look like that a lot of the time. She’s supposedly straight, though if I met her in a bar looking like that I’d try and hit on her, though that doesn’t say a lot now, does it? But you know what I mean, she does look, well, a bit gay.

Exhibit C

Her lyrics

Let’s look at the My December album, shall we? She wrote all of the songs herself with a little help, but why don’t we examine some of them?

“You wrote me in a letter, you couldn’t say it right to my face” What kind of wimpy guy writes a letter to a girl to break up with her? That’s right, none. That’s a girly thing to do, and I know she said she’s not basing it on anyone in particular, but you’d have to have had that done to you to even think about that, right?

“I don’t need to be fixed and I certainly don’t need to be found”. How many of you have been told that you need to be fixed, that you just haven’t found the right guy? And how many of you have been told by the damn Christians that you just need to find God. Has no one seen But I’m A Cheerleader? Being fixed is something that the straight people try to do to us! Bastards.

“All the time you spent trying to fit in and no one even cares” Yeah, there are some lesbians and bisexuals that try and fit in with the straight world, scared to be gay, scared that someone will find out. I mean, hello, it’s not a disease! Though I guess it probably should be, the way some people treat us.

Exhibit D

Crimson And Clover

“I, I don’t hardly know her

But I think I could love her

Crimson and clover

Over and over”

Come on, that is like one of the lesbian anthems! She might as well shove on an Indigo Girls t-shirt and tattoo “I love women” on her forehead. Cos performing that song isn’t gonna help her even pretend to be straight.

So that’s my four exhibits and I put it to you, the jury to decide - Lesbian, Bi, Straight or Otherwise? Or do you just not give a fuck?

God I hope some obsessed fans come on here and try and argue with me. I love conflict specially with teenies.

Until next time, I’ll let you decide.

Jen xxx

*Disclaimer: This is a bit of fun. NOT to be taken seriously. So please don’t sue my ass, I really don’t have that much. Honest.

Yeah so I'm back...

Ok guys, it’s been a while. Sorry bout that. I’ve had no inspiration for the past few months apart from that fucking bint at the bus stop looking at me like I was a piece of shit on her shoe. I mean, HELLO! Just because I look slightly (well very) dykeish it doesn’t mean I’m not a fucking human being. Homophobe. Ooh I feel all like Daffyd now…

But today I have a very exciting project, and I’m sure you’ll all agree. It’s all in the next post, look up there (dammit where’s the pointy up character when you need it?! Oh there it is). Yeah, look up there ^^^^^^^

New links, shameless plug and all that jazz

Yeah, so you may have noticed I now have a shameless plug on my site, and that would be the Rascal Flatts banner. Call me a geek but I'm so excited about this CD, and I beg you to give them a listen if you've never heard of them. Go to: http://www.rascalflatts.com or http://www.myspace.com/rascalflatts.

You may also have noticed a new link to my friend Ida's blog, she's a Norwegian living in New Zealand, so go say hi and tell her I sent you!

So til I find inspiration in "Bi Any Other Name" I bid you adeu.

Byeeeeee xxxx

The L Word, Lesbianism and Pride

OK so I'm a few days late, whatever. Sue me. I’m a lazy arse and I have been working my arse off all week. But it’s finally here, my new blog! I give you “The L Word, Lesbianism and Pride”

You know, sometimes I feel like a big old lesbian. I mean, to be honest, I don't really fancy any guys at the moment. There is really only two guys that I really want to shag at the moment, and they are my boyfriend and Tim McGraw. Other than that, I would gladly shag Kelly Clarkson, Katherine Moennig, Natasha Bedingfield, Carrie Underwood...my list goes on, and to be honest, I feel more gay than straight these days. Is that normal? I mean, I know that I'm probably near the gay end of the Kinsey scale, probably a five or six, but to be honest, I don't feel normal at times. It's like I'm caught between two worlds - the straight world, and the gay scene, both of which I feel I don't really belong to. I mean, I see why the gays don't like us, and the straights don't like us, I mean, it's a lifestyle all of it's own, and I think it's still trying to find itself. We're bundled into the GLBT lifestyle, but sometimes I feel like we don't fit into that, you know?

OK, I'm gonna cut this up a little bit cos that's a huge paragraph and I feel like I'm yammering on.

I really should go to one Pride event this year. I mean, I've never been before, the closest I've gotten is the Polo in Glasgow and the LGBT NUS conference in Birmingham (total disaster, but hey, worse things have happened).

Ewwww OLDIE SNOGGING! Watching the Pride episode of the L Word season 2 and Jenny snogged an oldie!

Yeah, so anyway...ooh Tina's nipples are showing!

OK, the moment's over. Back to Bi Pride. I mean, that's what the Bi Parade is all about, right? Pride at being bisexual, about embracing the lifestyle that we were destined to follow, because, in the words of Savage Garden "I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality" or words to that effect. You don't choose who you want to sleep with, there is something that you can't control that does that for you. Trans people don't wake up one morning and decide "hey, I wanna be the opposite gender" and go through years of what seems like torture (and feel free to correct me by the way, I'm just going by the documentary I saw on BBC3 last week, and I don't know what it feels like to be Trans, just like Trans people don't know what it's like to be bi), just because they want to. It's because they have to. Because for some fucked up reason, they ended up in the wrong body as a baby and its been punishing them ever since.

I don't understand these people who say they chose to be gay either. I was listening to The Lesbian Mafia podcast and some of those women, including Sandy, said they felt they chose to be gay. I don't understand that. If I could choose, I would have chosen to be straight and not be exposed to this other world in which I still feel lost in. It's like I'm a kid again and still learning the ropes.I just, I dunno, I feel like it's all new to me still. I'm not in any LGBT groups around here. I don't even think that there's any around here. I mean, there's an unofficial "gay bar" but nothing really organised, you know? And I know that the easy answer would be to create a group, but there's the problem of funding and space and actually getting people to come. I don't even know if it would work to be honest, and I don't have the cash to even try right now, as much as I would love to.

Yeah, so anyway I think I've bored you enough for one day, I mean, you've probably wasted, what, ten minutes reading this? And for that I thank you. BTW comments are always welcome, as are affiliates, so if you wanna be an affilliate, please email or comment me and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Jen xxx

New blog in an hour and a half or so...

It's on my lappy but I got a driving lesson soon so it'll be up when I get up, I promise.

Oh yeah, new affiliate...

We're now affilated with Pop Unlimited, which can be found here (and for those of us who wanna C&P: http://popunlimited.blogspot.com). Thanks to AcerBen for being our brand new affiliate!


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